buttsauce-vakarian:

sometimes I wonder why did Hawke even get involved in all the shit in Kirkwall….

but then i remember, it’s probably cause she was bored

Boredom, definitely. 

I like to combine that with the possibility that Hawke assumes any large, noisy gathering of people must somehow be related to the giving away of baked goods. 

It would explain Hawke’s perpetual sass and prevailing devil-may-care attitude towards even the most heinous of Kirkwall’s goings-on. 

I’m an adult woman with a full-time job and an apartment with bills and everything, but I’m still not sure if there’s anything that’s ever been even remotely as stressful in my life as an Xbox Live friend signing in while I’m making a dialog choice in a Telltale Game.

I need an adult to come hold my hand.

Why do I keep playing The Walking Dead?

Why do I do this?

Why?

buttsauce-vakarian:

well, Garrus and Arishok are on their way to the land of freedom and eagles uwu [first time sending anything there, i hope they arrive fast…also, if anyone wants to know, the shipping for that was 8 euros but it was 2 shirts + a pin and it weighted around 300 grams…just for future reference]

Just saying, but…

well, Garrus and Arishok are on their way to the land of freedom and eagles…

Great bad summer flick idea or GREATEST bad summer flick idea?

What if mass relays made fart noises when ships went through them?
No one would have any clue because, y’know, space.

What if mass relays made fart noises when ships went through them?

No one would have any clue because, y’know, space.

thesanguinevixen:

lordessalicia:

I wish I could have all of you following me on Tumblr over for a slumber party.

We’d take turns playing the Citadel DLC.

Maybe play some Mass Effect multiplayer.

Of course, there would be talk about boys…and girls…and turians…and quarians…and drell…and deep, philosophical discussions on the…

I read that as “Fuck you into your sleeping bags”…and I’m okay with that…

I am a very accommodating hostess, so I mean, hey, if that’s what it takes to get my guests into their sleeping bags…

Just when I thought I couldn’t be more into this asshole, he goes and puts on some goddamn glasses.
You can’t do that to me, man.
That’s just not even fair.
I can’t handle this amount of attractive and still be okay. 
I just can’t.

Just when I thought I couldn’t be more into this asshole, he goes and puts on some goddamn glasses.

You can’t do that to me, man.

That’s just not even fair.

I can’t handle this amount of attractive and still be okay. 

I just can’t.