In case you were wondering…
Ghostwriter reads your fan fiction.
Reblog if you’re a strong female commander who don’t need no man.
I was updating my Facebook profile with my new job info…then I get sidetracked by thinking about test cases for a dildo tester.
And the potential horror of a bug report for a dildo tester.
Organics and synthetics don’t always see eye to optical sensor, but sometimes, they do.
*Opens up trench coat.*
Hey, man…you, uh, lookin’ for a name? Yes? Maybe? ‘Cause I got ‘em. Lots of ‘em.
*Closes trench coat swiftly and gives the side-eyes to a nearby trash can.*
Sanchez the Keeper, the best friend a girl could ask for.
Drew this a while back. It still makes me giggle because weird love is my favorite kind of love. Always.
This one’s also fun if you scroll up.
So, I totally worked on Club Penguin as a level designer/scripter, and I pretty much never talk about that fact to anyone because no one I know in my real life knows what the hell Club Penguin is.
Then I went on Tumblr…
Thank you, Internet. I feel so validated. <3